just_a_asshole ([info]just_a_asshole) wrote,
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Plant and beast and human threesome..

Well. I did nothing today, I have thoughts and fears as usual.
But, I'm keeping them deep inside me and out of this LJ.
I bet you're all happy about that.

Anyway, here's an excerpt from a conversation I just had.
I say had because I'm no longer having it due to fucking AIM kicking me off and not letting me back on.

Sixth St Junkie: Have you checked out my house recently?
Less the Sneak: no
Sixth St Junkie: You're now talking to the cactus and a dog.
Less the Sneak: wwsweet!
Sixth St Junkie: Did you see?
Less the Sneak: no
Less the Sneak: link me plz
Sixth St Junkie: -link removed-
Less the Sneak: That your lover?
Less the Sneak: Tempting her into bed?
Less the Sneak: You sicko.
Sixth St Junkie: lol Nah. We're just having a conversation. Like you're having with my dog and cactus.
Less the Sneak: Yah, but I'm going to bang them both.
Sixth St Junkie: lol Wtf?
Sixth St Junkie: Ok then, like the other girl is having JUST a conversation with the cactus and possibly you
Less the Sneak: Then I think I may have to bang her as well.
Sixth St Junkie: lol What is your problem?
Sixth St Junkie: I thought you retired!

The retired comment came from here.

Less the Sneak: *SMACK.*
Sixth St Junkie: *BITCH SLAP*
Sixth St Junkie: Ho! Where's my money?
Less the Sneak: You can't have it.
Sixth St Junkie: Why? I own your ass!
Sixth St Junkie: :-P
Less the Sneak: Not anymore!
Sixth St Junkie: Oh?
Sixth St Junkie: Since when and why?
Less the Sneak: Just now! Because I have decided to retire from the business!
Sixth St Junkie: lol NOOO!!
Sixth St Junkie: You made me the most money!
Less the Sneak: Cause I'm the hawtest.8-)
Sixth St Junkie: lol No. Cause you're the youngest and alot of pedos want you.

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  • 12 comments

[info]less_less

August 18 2005, 09:58:36 UTC 6 years ago

Hoooo.

What can I say...I haven't gotten any action since retiring and I'm horny as feck.

[info]just_a_asshole

August 18 2005, 10:03:58 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

lol But why a plant, a dog, and a girl?

[info]less_less

August 18 2005, 10:13:30 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

Because...they're hot...what, don't even try to lie to me and say you wouldn't tap them.

[info]just_a_asshole

August 18 2005, 10:14:49 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

lol The girl, yeah, maybe.
But not the fucking cactus and dog!
That's just wrong and painful!

[info]less_less

August 18 2005, 10:18:04 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

I know how kinky you are, you like wrong and painful.

[info]just_a_asshole

August 18 2005, 10:21:33 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

No. I learned my lesson from my relationship with Ani.

[info]less_less

August 18 2005, 10:25:39 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

Yah yah yah, that is what they all say, and then you see them bent over a wild moose!

[info]just_a_asshole

August 18 2005, 10:31:05 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

lol Who the fuck have you been sneaking up on?

[info]less_less

August 18 2005, 10:35:15 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

Yer grandpa.

[info]just_a_asshole

August 18 2005, 10:38:20 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

You can see dead people?

[info]less_less

August 18 2005, 10:39:47 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

Yes, I have caught my own grandpa in the act many a time.

[info]just_a_asshole

August 18 2005, 11:02:01 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Hoooo.

How do ghosts get it on?
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